jeitinho vibe
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A two-person studio · est. 2026 · mostly after dinner
We're Malu & Bernardo. We build small, useful, faintly unhinged software for our own lives — then put it on the internet, whether the internet asked or not.
No VC. No roadmap. No adults present.
01 — the goods
Some are for us. Some are for you. All of them started with “how hard can it be?” and ended with a deploy on a Sunday.
live & spinning
A 360-day interactive atlas for our year across Asia. Globe, budget, packing, tasks — the whole sabbatical in one page you can spin. Part travel journal, part argument-prevention device.
A private shared-expense ledger for two. Multi-currency, offline-first, no accounts — just a household key and the ability to see, at any moment, exactly who owes whom. Spoiler: it's usually Bernardo.
substance: filtered
A Chrome extension that reads each LinkedIn post, asks Gemini “so what?”, and replaces six paragraphs of humble-bragging with one honest line. Includes a “low substance” verdict. It was announced in the longest post possible.
68/68 resolved
Two lists, one Annapurna trek. A password-protected packing and shopping checklist with separate profiles, real prices in NPR, and a deeply satisfying progress bar. Built so we'd stop arguing about who owns the headlamp.
A personal WireGuard VPN that costs roughly nothing because the server only exists while you need it. Start it from your phone, stop it when you're done, and let the whole disk disappear with it.
14 stops · 3.4 km
An offline audio guide for Istanbul that starts talking when you reach a stop. Fourteen stops, four possible guides, and none of “and on your left.” Works in a tunnel, on a plane, in 2019.
voice: yours, allegedly
Record one consent statement, clone your voice with Gemini, then make it deliver history's greatest speeches. The app that finally answers the question: what if Churchill had your accent?
If it doesn't exist, we make it. If it exists but annoys us, we make it better. If it's LinkedIn, we make it shorter.
— the entire product strategy, probably
02 — the lore
/ʒejˈtʃiɲu/ · noun, Portuguese
The art of getting something done with whatever you've got, usually with less planning than recommended and more creativity than strictly necessary.
100% homemadeThis is the family edition. Malu has the taste. Bernardo has the terminal. Nothing here has a roadmap, a sprint, or a stakeholder.
If a project is on this page, it's because we wanted it to exist. Sometimes it replaces a spreadsheet. Sometimes it replaces an argument. Once it replaced a very expensive VPN subscription.
We're married. We talk enough.
Then polish it until it looks intentional.
The only KPI we respect.
03 — bonus round
We have a surplus. Press the button. It's free. Executing it is the hard part.
A group chat where everyone is a dog.
probably not shipping this one